ENGLAND WORLD CUP SQUAD

HERE'S POD'S IN DEPTH ANALYSIS ON MR CAPELLO'S ENGLAND SELECTIONS FOR THE WORLD CUP 30 MAN SQUAD (TO BE WHITTLED DOWN TO 23 ON 1st JUNE)

ROB GREEN.........WEST HAM GOALKEEPER SAY NO MORE, 4TH FROM BOTTOM AND JUST AVOIDED RELEGATION...STAY AT HOME PLEASE.

D.JAMES...RELEGATED COS HIS TEAM WERE SHIT AND THEY LET LOTS OF GOALS IN...STAY AT HOME PLEASE.

JOE HART...BLUENOSES GOALIE WHO DID RATHER WELL ON LOAN AT WE DON'T LET LOTS OF GOALS IN BIRMINGHAM...TAKE A SEAT.

GLENN JOHNSON...GREAT GOING FORWARD APPARENTLY? BUT HE'S A DEFENDER WHO CAN'T DEFEND.!!..STAY IN YOUR SLUM

A.COLE...CLASS ANNOYING TW*T OF A DEFENDER WHO NEEDS HIS HEAD EXAMINED AFTER LETTING OUR CHERYL SLIP BY...1ST CHOICE ME THINKS.

L.BAINES...NEW YOUNG BREED OF ALL ACTION EVRA TYPE FLYING WINGBACK JUST LIKE HIM ABOVE...TAKE A SEAT.

S.WARNOCK...NOT AS GOOD AS BAINES...STAY AT HOME

RIO...SHEER CLASS, A MUST IF FIT AND THATS A BIG IF...TAKE A SEAT.

TERRY...LOST THE PLOT AFTER SHAGGING HIS SO CALLED MATES MISSESS, SHOULD BE SACRIFICED FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM...GO TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO.

LEDLEY KING...TRULY AWESOME, SHOULD TAKE TERRY'S PLACE

M.UPSON...ANOTHER HAMMERS FAILURE, NO CHANCE...DON'T BOTHER TO PACK A SUITCASE.

SOME SCOUSE GIT...WHO SAID IN PRINT ''I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FOR ENGLAND EVER AGAIN''...SO FECK OFF THEN YOU FECKKIN LOSER.

M.DAWSON...LIKE LEDLEY, INFORM, FIT AND PLAYS FOR A WINNING TEAM, WATCH OUT RIO.

MILNER AND A.JOHNSON...THE DOGS BOLLOCKS...ONE ON EACH WING PLEASE.

GERRALD AND FRANK IN THE MIDDLE COS THEIR AN INSTITUTION AND ITS THEIR LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS COS IN FOUR YEARS TIME WE WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM THANK GOD.

BARRY'S FECKED SO NO CHANCE.

SCOTT PARKER, A LENNON, WALCOTT AND CARRICK...ARE PERENNIAL UNDER ACHIEVERS...STAY AT HOME PLEASE.

TOM HUDDLESTONE...FIT, PLAYING GREAT, A WINNER...TAKE A SEAT.

S-W PHILLIPS AND JOE COLE...GREAT FOR 10 MINUTE IMPACT PLAYERS...TAKE THE SAME SEAT CHAPS.

ROONEY...GOD!!!...RED CARPET ALL THE WAY

CROUCH...LE FREAK!...BUT GREAT IN AN ENGLAND SHIRT OR A SPURS ONE AT EASTLANDS...SWEEP THAT CARPET.

DE FOE AND BENT...CAN'T ARGUE WITH THEM, THEY SHOOT THEY SCORE...SORTED.

HESKEY...YOUR HAVIN A LAUGH MR CAPELLO, HOW MANY GOALS THIS SEASON...6!!! NOT FIT TO LACE THE ROONSTER'S BOOTS.

POD'S STARTING TEAM FOR 2010 WORLD CUP (FROM WHATS AVAILABLE)

JOE HART
A COLE
DAWSON
KING
we don't have a right-back, give Garry a call
MILNER
FRANK
GERRALD
A.JOHNSON
ROONEY
CROUCH

bench...DeFoe, Bent, Green, SWP, Rio, Baines, T.Huddlestone.
The Jules Remy Trophy is in the bag.