BLUE IS THE COLOUR...SPENDING IS THEIR GAME

I've heard on the grapevine that City have some choice signings lined up after they've captured Mr Terry....

Scooby Doo and Shaggy will bolster the mid field...

The Jolly Green Giant one of two new centrebacks...

William 'The Fridge' Perry will replace Richard Dunne...

The agile and vastly intelligent(more than your average City Fan) friendly dolphin...Flipper will go in goal.
To make all this seem credible Mr Hughes (top man Sparky you waste the Blues money) has enlisted the services of a major western power to quell any uprisings in the board room when City fail to make Europe next season...

Unfortunately no one told Mr Obama whos now got to move his soldiers from the Oil rich enclaves of the Middle East to the impoverished dump thats called Eastlands, we wish him well.