Sunday, 7 June 2009


The Comberbach rodent population is minus two this weekend after The Insomniac became The E'RAT'ICATOR. Rats are fleeing the Avenue as lead flys in all directions. The rumour that the rats latin name rattus bindippers are regulars at a nearby scouse watering hole are unfounded. Forget counting Cornflakes a new job with Defra awaits.

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