RETIRED PENSIONER THWARTS BLUE NOSES

In a match that we had no hope of drawing let alone winning, critics were predicting a cricket score and it was just a case of lets keep the score down...The most successful manager ever to grace the English premier bench pulled off a blinding stroke of pure Guinness. Oldham's finest and as Mr Zidane said ''the greatest midfielder I've ever played against'' was re-introduced to the hustle and bustle of a do or die FA Cup tie (not so meaningless now eh!) against our second bitter enemy and came up trumps.

Bloody Roy of the Rovers stuff if you ask me...what a result. Bring on the BNP